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    mj | they/them | queer lesbian | 23

    yea, verily, skatest thou fast, and eatest thou ass also

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    gehinnom:

    I’ve been having a lot of feelings about the downfall of quality lately.

    I ordered a pair of Dickies pants because pants are hard and workwear is usually reliable. When they arrived they were the scratchiest, most papery material–I can’t actually call it fabric in good faith–and fit a full three sizes too small. A week later I found the same pair in a thrift store, dated 2017. These are actual pants. They fit, they’re not made of asbestos. They’re only separated by time.

    There’s no wood used in interior design unless it’s a custom build. I have a set of wealthy relatives who live in a condo. The downpayment for it was likely more money than I will see in my lifetime. The floors and the cabinets are all still laminate. I know I will never see real wood in a building constructed after 2000. Every “apartment hack” I see online has this very conspicuous, flat appearance because of all the paint and contact paper required to make these builds look personal in any way. The only natural materials are in the furnishings.

    I’ve been harping on this for years, but everything is shit, nothing is designed to work, and “growth” and “profit” are just euphemisms for cutting corners until things are unworkable.

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    white-throated-packrat:

    cozylittleartblog:

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    @staff if you [change] the [design] of the fucking [dashboard] i will kill you

    With Activity now blocking my dashboard when I open it, I have to say that this was a poorly thought-out update. It’s like they don’t do any end user testing or something…

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    friendlyneighborhoodevilvillain:

    sufficientlyantique:

    onetwothreemany:

    FEMA is doing an emergency alert test on all TVs, radios, and cell phones on October 4, 2023, at approximately 2:20pm ET.

    If you live in the US and you have a phone you need to keep secret for any reason, make sure that it is turned off at this time.

    Yes, I’m doing this months in advance, and yes, my blog has very little reach, but I figure better to post about it more than less.

    Please reblog and add better tags than mine, I’m bad at tags.

    Addendum from the linked page :

    In case the Oct. 4 test is postponed due to widespread severe weather or other significant events, the back-up testing date is Oct. 11.

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    bryce-bucher:

    Photos taken with my Sony Mavica MVC-FD7

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    This camera saves directly onto a floppy disk. Each picture is a tiny jpeg. I like it a lot.

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    wickedwonderlandd:

    the-most-beautiful-duwang:

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    The Cheesecak Fact‼️‼️

    Periodt 💅

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    pointnclick:

    always so scary to see a placw you’ve been irl online. like what are you doing on here

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    cybergrindr:

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    cybergrindr:

    can we get a shoutout to trans girls who don’t wear makeup

    i don’t need to just keep practicing I don’t need to just learn to contour or whatever the fuck else I’m 100% happy being bare-faced and the only times i ever felt compelled to do makeup was for other people’s benefit!

    watch the mfs with zero reading comprehension get ahold of this and act like I’m personally attacking them for wearing makeup

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    is-the-snake-video-cute:

    ciderli:

    iicraft505:

    iicraft505:

    iicraft505:

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    Compilation of people holding things that shouldn’t be held, please add more if you have any

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    @chai-cow-ski

    @is-the-snake-video-cute looks like a coral snake (blunt nose) but double checking- is it ?

    That’s indeed a coral snake, good ID!!

    This thread is full of the luckiest people on the planet, I think. Also goes to show just how calm even venomous snakes are - coral snakes rarely bite unless you’re actively harassing them - and how important it is to make sure your ID as non-venomous is 1000% certain before picking up any wild snake.

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    ysabelmystic:

    Y’all in the American SW and west Mexico better check the national hurricane center and your weather for this weekend and next week.

    Hurricane Hilary is about to make landfall and that whole desert area is supposed to get a years worth of rain or more. Death Valley is supposed to get twice the annual rainfall. Severe winds, massive flooding, and landslides are all strong possibilities.

    This is gonna get ugly. Please spread the word. This is a majorly anomalous event and people may be unaware of the threat headed their way.

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    bismuth-soup:

    look how they massacred my boy

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    witchrealms:

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    (x)

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    bruneburg:

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    kaijuno:

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    roadhogsbigbelly:

    been watching more tiktoks from this twink and honestly this is one of the most interesting academic discussions i’ve seen in a while

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    lapassionbeatrice:

    yeah actually every trans person is blessed by god, protected under the virgin mary’s mantle, prayed for by the saints and fought for by the heavenly host hope this helps

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